2017-09-09 @ 5:53 p.m.

This year hurricane Irma's gonna gobble up more workdays than the sum of the last three hurricane seasons. And I'm not complaining. Shit, I'm getting paid.

But it feels weird.

Folks are scared. Makes them friendlier, and more fun to watch. We're 50 miles from the nearest coast, and they're buying sandbags.

Makes me feel old enough to die.

It's a bit freeing to be certain that nobody reads this any more.

But I'm growing into a dull angry man.